turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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