you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize