I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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