Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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