I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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