WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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