Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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