I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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