There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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