I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
barbara walters just said penis...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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