i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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