i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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