CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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