What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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