Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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