Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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