U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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