Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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