"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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