No, you can still breathe under the balls.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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