On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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