we made out on top of his cat.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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