didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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