I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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