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• (512): View more from Texas

  I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.

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• (805): View more from California

  I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Big sunglasses are the new paper bag

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  ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  whatcha doing?

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  lying in bed pretending to be a slug

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• (212): View more from New York

  Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.

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  I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live

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