I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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