i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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