Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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