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(951): View more from California

hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..

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(612): View more from Minnesota

he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...

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(805): View more from California

I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home

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(517): View more from Michigan

I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs

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(719): View more from Colorado

Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?

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(214): View more from Texas

You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.

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