Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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