After last night, I could never be a politician.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My ass is underappreciated
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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