we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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