No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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