Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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