Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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