Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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