Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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