He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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