I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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