i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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