I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
No stitches, just platelets and will power
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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