why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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