I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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