we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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