just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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