eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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