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she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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