Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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