he wants to bone in the snuggie
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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