): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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