wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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