So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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