Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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