what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
God gave him joint rollers for hands
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
